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A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate. Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"
Doc, "Where does it prickle son" Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning" Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day" Man, "For how long?" Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!" Later that day.... AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again. |
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