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8.
Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind
1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises
by B-Rok June 23, 2003
 
1.
Are fun to play with.
"I like to play with penises."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
 
2.
Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.
Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'
by Renko June 18, 2004
 
3.
Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.
I had a great taste of that Penise, then i used it to scratch my Clit.
by Jason Something June 15, 2003
 
4.
a sucker for girls cums in diffrent flavers
by .... September 25, 2003
 
5.
Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.
"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."
by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003
 
6.
Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
by D-lo June 06, 2003
 
7.
A French penis
The French Guy a un petit penise
by WungHungHigh March 04, 2009