Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!
plural word for "penis"
Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.
by Dusean Mandick April 10, 2010
Example cock
1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.
Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.
by MasterQueef01 November 10, 2012
A long hard thing that can make woman do anything
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
by GIMME SEX March 25, 2013
that thing that keeps popping up in your pants
1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis
by caelin moore December 04, 2011
The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.
Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...
by MoppyGBZ July 07, 2011
(Peen-eye) Penis plural.
Damn bro, sup wit dat peni?
by Supit'sjoeyoucan'tbeatme December 25, 2010

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