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a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.

the strongest muscle in the human body.
my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.
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The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.
"look at those peni"
by anon November 01, 2004
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The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
by spike February 06, 2004
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Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!
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what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"
you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010
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The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".
I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree
by Nigga Jew January 30, 2007
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wen theres a whole lotta wangs about
look! im surrounded by a bunch of peni
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
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