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The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.
by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009
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what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003
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P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System
The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.
by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008
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-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence
The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!

::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!

................Penis!
by Shirdoo May 05, 2005
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Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!
by MonsterMax December 09, 2010
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Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.
Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
by yup June 17, 2003
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Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.
My penis just juiced itself up!!!
by Evster February 10, 2005
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