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what i stuck in your mom last night :)
Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!
by BigOJohnny November 09, 2005
The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.
Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.
by Beanchan April 24, 2005
fuck me chase fuck me!!!!! stick ur enormous cock in my pussy!!! oooOOOOO it feels soooo fucking good!!!! go harder and faster!!!! faster!!!!!!! ooOOOooOOOOO dont stop!!!! ride me ooo ride me!!! im moaning like never before!!!!!! ooo shit!! fuck me harder!!!!!!!
an invitation for chase to come fuck me
by bryn December 20, 2003
Something you do not have.
by DarkRixorz October 31, 2003
a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.
i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.

no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.

her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
by rob <--- 8.5 inches May 24, 2003
It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.
Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler
Something that I have.
I stuck my penis into her.
by hihihihihihihihihcockies October 29, 2011