The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.
my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.
by the master of bation November 08, 2003
A swear word.
Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"
by Elaine October 02, 2003
Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.
The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.
by Dan September 20, 2003
penis <3 vagina
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
purple headed yogart flinger
by Rob August 04, 2003
a kid called staurt
hey, staurt is a total penis
by gary July 04, 2003
Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.
"Yo baby George Bush wants to bomb me cause I possess a Weapon of Mass Insertion. Suck it."
by t.ho June 27, 2003