Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
A body part where females give pleasure to.
boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch"..
girl:"okay sir"
by mothereffer October 10, 2003
Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.
The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.
by Dan September 20, 2003
purple headed yogart flinger
by Rob August 04, 2003
a kid called staurt
hey, staurt is a total penis
by gary July 04, 2003
A penis is the sexual reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the anus or the ear of the woman as well.

The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.

A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.

A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff

A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina?

Some random horny female: Okays!(:
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011

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