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366.
Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.
The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.
by Dan September 20, 2003
 
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purple headed yogart flinger
by Rob August 04, 2003
 
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a kid called staurt
hey, staurt is a total penis
by gary July 04, 2003
 
369.
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.

Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.

2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
 
370.
something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).
that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.
by silent joe(cant talk) November 25, 2003
 
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the reproductive organ of the male i have a 15 inch im not lying i wanna be in the porno buis
im sure to open up a few holes on some hot girls with mine
by dan re man June 29, 2003