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an appendage of the male genetalia
charlie town eats penis for dinner!
by yo September 25, 2002
The male reproductive organ.
Jon's penis is so big!
by kenzee June 29, 2009
Reproductive organ that has replaced the brain in modern males.
He bought a Ferrari? Thinking with his penis again.
by Marget B December 24, 2006
the thing i love most in this world

it makes me drip good smelling things
put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget
by hardcorecliche October 11, 2006
1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
by A No-name-us September 04, 2006
A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.
Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.
by Da Sex Docta March 11, 2005
An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.
If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.
by Spanky March 04, 2005