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a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.
Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!
by thegreatcornholio September 17, 2007
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by raspberry (lust) muffin November 11, 2005
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A thing that all guys have, (i hope)
Also what the guys have sex with.
Penis, what a thing to have, what a grand thing to share.
by Brittany February 06, 2004
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Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with
Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?
by Pearls July 02, 2006
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Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit
Wtf bill you just sat on my penis
by Pee-nis August 19, 2003
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1. Proof that evolution occured.
The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!
by Van_Tango November 08, 2007
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The thing you don't have.
Look in your pants. There is most likely no penis to be found in there.
by Penisblog69 December 06, 2010
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