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1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson
Now think of 25 for Vagina...
by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- February 01, 2005
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79
the reproductive male organ with which you fuck
guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!
by Jose Conseco March 19, 2006
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80
Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.
That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE
by Sute >:O April 25, 2005
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81
something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.
1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm
by David is over here December 13, 2008
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82
A long hard thing that can make woman do anything
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
by GIMME SEX March 25, 2013
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83
that thing that keeps popping up in your pants
1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis
by caelin moore December 04, 2011
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84
Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!

Chick: It's about damn time...

Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!

Chick: *gag*
by MissEsquire January 31, 2010
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