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Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.
What a bunch of penises!
by GainTrain June 01, 2014
 
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Pen Is is a term used by boys in middle school when they want to talk about a penis. This gets written on notebooks and on friends as a joke. The user of Pen Is thinks that they are being clever by using a secret code that no one will understand.

Everyone understands it.

Pen Is is interchangeable with Pen15.
Kyle and I were friends until he wrote Pen Is on my arm and got me in trouble with my mom. I'm grounded and not allowed to hang out with him anymore.
by Japas May 08, 2014
 
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A strange ligament that will grow on about half of the entire animal population, including humans. This usually grows from the groin region, starting from birth. A penis looks like a thickish rod of flesh about five inches long.

When a organism with this feature is sexually aroused the penis can grow a small amount and will harden, perhaps leading to a small amount of white liquid emerging from the tip. Unlike popular belief this has no scientific evidence contributing to the myth that it might cause pregnancy,and later birth.

WARNING: If you become aware that you or someone else may have this genetic mutation he or she should be reported to federal authorities. These types have been reported to stab the non-infected type in the crotch in hopes of transferring it onto another.
Jill: Hey, whats that in your pants? It's strangely arousing.

George: It's just my penis, I actually sucked---

Jill: SHOOT IT!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! DAMN IT, WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE...*sobbing*
by Bumblebeees March 16, 2014
 
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The plural of penis.
The lady loved touching elephant peni.
by The_anonymous January 03, 2014
 
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An often bad smelling squid-like appendage suspended between the legs of the male gender.
My small penis makes me insecure.
by wasaliou November 28, 2012
 
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When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.
"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."
by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011
 
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The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.
Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...
by MoppyGBZ July 07, 2011