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penissex (-0.175)
Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.
That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE
by Sute >:O April 25, 2005
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Penissex (-0.002)
the reproductive male organ with which you fuck
guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!
by Jose Conseco March 19, 2006
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Pen Issex (-0.296)
Pen Is is a term used by boys in middle school when they want to talk about a penis. This gets written on notebooks and on friends as a joke. The user of Pen Is thinks that they are being clever by using a secret code that no one will understand.

Everyone understands it.

Pen Is is interchangeable with Pen15.
Kyle and I were friends until he wrote Pen Is on my arm and got me in trouble with my mom. I'm grounded and not allowed to hang out with him anymore.
by Japas May 08, 2014
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penissex (-0.122)
The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.
Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.
by Beanchan April 24, 2005
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Penissex (-0.083)
something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.
1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm
by David is over here December 13, 2008
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Penisex (-0.149)
Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.
Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."
by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016
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penisex (-0.002)
Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.
by Dusean Mandick April 10, 2010
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