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140.
1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride
Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'
by maniac94 August 07, 2011
 
36.
A game people in middle school play.

How To Play:
One Person says "Penis".
The next person has to say it louder.
It keeps going until someone gets it trouble.

It was fun... back in middle school, lol.
Greg: Penis
Zack: Penis!
Greg: Penis!!
Zack: PENIS!!!
Teacher: Silent Lunch!
Zack: Crap.
Greg: Aha! I win!
by some dude... September 24, 2004
 
37.
Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.
Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
by yup June 17, 2003
 
38.
an assortment of penises
Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.
 
39.
The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....

baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
by Adam Goldsteinberger June 04, 2007
 
40.
The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.
by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009
 
41.
The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.
While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
 
42.
the thing that justin bieber doesnt have
haha he doesnt have a penis
by helloim345 June 21, 2010