The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
by spike February 06, 2004
a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
by adidas May 28, 2003
A slang word for dick.

See also:
The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.
by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014
The thing that men often mistake for their brain.
"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."
by faerie princess January 19, 2009
Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.
by alvit June 30, 2009
The only thing that all men are vain about.
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
by Fork You December 09, 2004
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 05, 2004
1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time.

2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.
I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy
by Billy Buttfuck September 01, 2007
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