The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language
A small selection of the synonyms for "penis":

adder
baby-maker
banana
bazooka
bell-end
bell on a pole
big boy
bishop
beef
beef whistle
boerewors
boerie
boomslang
burrito
bratwurst
cannon
choad
chopper
club
cock
cum shooter
custard launcher
dagger
dick
dickie
ding dong
dog head
dolphin
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drill bit
eggroll
enchilada
fang
fence post
ferret
fire hose
flagpole
frank (& beans)
fuck rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking missile
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas
joystick
kickstand
knob
krull the warrior king
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
little guy
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
Long John
love muscle
luigi
major general
manhood
meat cigar
meat injection
meat popsicle
meat stick
member
meneer
middle stump
mini me
monkey
mushroom head
mutton
noodle
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
peel
peepee (children's term)
percy
peter
phallus
piece
piston
plug
pole
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
pump-action shotgun
purple-helmeted warrior
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rocket
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
sceptre
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
sergeant major
serpent
shaft
short arm
skin flute
snake
soldier
sperminator
springroll
stick
sword
tadger
tallywhacker
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird
toadstool
todger
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
vein
wang
wang doodle
weasel
wedding tackle
weeny
weiner
wick
willy (children's term)
winky
wing dang doodle
yingyang
yogurt gun
by George McBob September 07, 2009
what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"
you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010
wen theres a whole lotta wangs about
look! im surrounded by a bunch of peni
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
A brutal south california white power gang. PEN1 or PENI is an abbreviation of 'Public Enemy Number One'.
The recent rise in meth trafficking is credited to Peni
by merkinbjerkin May 02, 2007
Something to look up on Urban Dictionary when you have nothing better to do...
I'm bored so I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary
by fbgnnnnjhhfjgfjkkfhdgjklhfgljk December 09, 2011
The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".
I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree
by Nigga Jew January 30, 2007
A long, thick one foot long object that sticks out where your two legs meet. There four parts of your penis:

1. The Shaft- this is the long cylindrical part which carries in length. For me it is 18 inches (1+1/2 feet). For average people ... It's about 3-4 inches. Anything less is pathetic and you should see a doctor if you have gone through puberty.

2. "The foreskin"- on your penis this is the area on the end of your "shaft" -assuming you have one- where all the skin wrinkles up into little slabs. This should be located at the end of your "Shaft" and right before the edge of "The Glans"

3. "The Glans"- this is the part touching the "Foreskin" of your penis. The "Glans" is the beginning and middle of the tip of your penis. It is like the shape of a cone, which is like a triangular pyramid just with a circular base. This is connect to the end of your shaft. Our last part is the tip of penis where all of your urine comes out. This is called...

4. "The Meatus"- this is where you pee comes out. If you are looking at your penis now then yes it is the little whole. Also if you are looking and PLAYING with your "Meatus" stop because it is very delicate and that could cause you to get prostate cancer which may require for you to have your penis get chopped off.

If you would like to get to know your testicles read on: Your testicles are not necessarily part of your penis because they are held by your "Scrotum"

I hope this disturbing enough for you to "like it"!
by Dr. Anonymous10000 January 08, 2014
a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.
John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!
by lemonboy October 02, 2006

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