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Im gay, so im gonna go suck a king kahuna.
by not a jew July 19, 2003
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the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt
"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."
by matt January 12, 2005
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its a wiener
by joe June 25, 2004
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1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride
Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'
by maniac94 August 07, 2011
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(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure
His penis is soooo long!
by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003
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something justin beiber doesn't have.
Justin beiber doesn't have a penis
by I love vagina in my mouth September 09, 2011
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'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked
he played with his penis whenever he got bored
by ewrwe May 13, 2006
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