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401.
The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language
A small selection of the synonyms for "penis":

adder
baby-maker
banana
bazooka
bell-end
bell on a pole
big boy
bishop
beef
beef whistle
boerewors
boerie
boomslang
burrito
bratwurst
cannon
choad
chopper
club
cock
cum shooter
custard launcher
dagger
dick
dickie
ding dong
dog head
dolphin
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drill bit
eggroll
enchilada
fang
fence post
ferret
fire hose
flagpole
frank (& beans)
fuck rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking missile
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas
joystick
kickstand
knob
krull the warrior king
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
little guy
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
Long John
love muscle
luigi
major general
manhood
meat cigar
meat injection
meat popsicle
meat stick
member
meneer
middle stump
mini me
monkey
mushroom head
mutton
noodle
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
peel
peepee (children's term)
percy
peter
phallus
piece
piston
plug
pole
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
pump-action shotgun
purple-helmeted warrior
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rocket
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
sceptre
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
sergeant major
serpent
shaft
short arm
skin flute
snake
soldier
sperminator
springroll
stick
sword
tadger
tallywhacker
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird
toadstool
todger
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
vein
wang
wang doodle
weasel
wedding tackle
weeny
weiner
wick
willy (children's term)
winky
wing dang doodle
yingyang
yogurt gun
by George McBob September 07, 2009
 
372.
a long, thick, yummy, milk shake
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
 
373.
something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...
I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.
by jenn April 13, 2003
 
374.
male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.
she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.
by taylor March 24, 2003
 
376.
The sexual reproductive organ of males.
:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.
by Mr. Mc Awesome Pants July 14, 2008
 
377.
B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).
Snakes on a Plane is so penis.
by SenorDD October 15, 2006
 
378.
The part of my body i use to stick into blaines moms butt
i stick my penis into blaines moms butt
by Matt71589 December 03, 2005