Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.
by alvit June 30, 2009
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A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
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pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.
by pandadog February 08, 2004
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The thing that men often mistake for their brain.
"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."
by faerie princess January 19, 2009
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a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
by adidas May 28, 2003
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A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
by ChRiStY April 19, 2005
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The reason I haven't killed myself.
by Epic October 28, 2003
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