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The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
my penis hurts
by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr August 01, 2008
a long, thick, yummy, milk shake
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...
I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.
by jenn April 13, 2003
male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.
she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.
by taylor March 24, 2003
The sexual reproductive organ of males.
:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.
by Mr. Mc Awesome Pants July 14, 2008
B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).
Snakes on a Plane is so penis.
by SenorDD October 15, 2006
The part of my body i use to stick into blaines moms butt
i stick my penis into blaines moms butt
by Matt71589 December 03, 2005