The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....

baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
by Adam Goldsteinberger June 04, 2007

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a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.
John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!
by lemonboy October 02, 2006

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A long, thick one foot long object that sticks out where your two legs meet. There four parts of your penis:

1. The Shaft- this is the long cylindrical part which carries in length. For me it is 18 inches (1+1/2 feet). For average people ... It's about 3-4 inches. Anything less is pathetic and you should see a doctor if you have gone through puberty.

2. "The foreskin"- on your penis this is the area on the end of your "shaft" -assuming you have one- where all the skin wrinkles up into little slabs. This should be located at the end of your "Shaft" and right before the edge of "The Glans"

3. "The Glans"- this is the part touching the "Foreskin" of your penis. The "Glans" is the beginning and middle of the tip of your penis. It is like the shape of a cone, which is like a triangular pyramid just with a circular base. This is connect to the end of your shaft. Our last part is the tip of penis where all of your urine comes out. This is called...

4. "The Meatus"- this is where you pee comes out. If you are looking at your penis now then yes it is the little whole. Also if you are looking and PLAYING with your "Meatus" stop because it is very delicate and that could cause you to get prostate cancer which may require for you to have your penis get chopped off.

If you would like to get to know your testicles read on: Your testicles are not necessarily part of your penis because they are held by your "Scrotum"

I hope this disturbing enough for you to "like it"!
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Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!

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1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large.

2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation

3. Something women love, but never respect

4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.

1. I have a big penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis))
3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis?
4. Don't always think with your penis
by Josh Selvidge February 03, 2007

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plural word for "penis"
Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.
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The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.
(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.
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A long hard thing that can make woman do anything
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
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