The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....

baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
by Adam Goldsteinberger June 04, 2007
Example cock
1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.
Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.
by MasterQueef01 November 10, 2012
Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!
plural word for "penis"
Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.
by Dusean Mandick April 10, 2010
that thing that keeps popping up in your pants
1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis
by caelin moore December 04, 2011
Yummy.
Your penis is quite delicious.
by _ashleyyz August 22, 2008
The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.
Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...
by MoppyGBZ July 07, 2011
(Peen-eye) Penis plural.
Damn bro, sup wit dat peni?
by Supit'sjoeyoucan'tbeatme December 25, 2010

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