by BraksaBro39 March 23, 2015
Definition 1: "I'm gonna use my penis to fuck that dirty slut next door tomorrow"
Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"
Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"
Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"
Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"
by Poopee fingers August 23, 2018
The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....
baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
by Adam Goldsteinberger June 5, 2007
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
by Fork You December 9, 2004
by Penis/pussy lover February 21, 2016
by I love pens July 18, 2022