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The third leg in males that causes females to become saturated in sweet nectar, causing the best women to burst the sweet nectar all over the third leg. Followed by some men drinking the sweet nectar from the heavenly being.
The one-eyed monster men continue to increase in length, girth, and longevity in the erect and placcid phase.
The third pinky some men kill themselves over and live a miserable life because of.
The overwhelmingly cause of light colored round eyed men's success unless they are dark peoples mostly African, Middle Eastern, Native American who live with humongous third legs all their life but are happy living in tribes in the jungle or desert.
The light-skinned round eyed tall men prefer to use their humongous one-eyed life giver's to enjoy life in a lap of luxury, invention, creation, and evolution.
The unknown reason why Asian peoples are becoming so successful when they are known to carry third pinkies between their legs.
If those Africans, Native Americans, Middle Eastern people have such big life givers why are they not more successful in their home lands. The exception must be the one's who live in America or Europe. (Concerned Light-Skinned Large Penis Male)

That mans penis made me squirt all night, once he started squirting I swallowed it all. (Penis loving Blonde Super-model)

I love to deep throat 12 inch life givers and swallow all the sweet filling (Penis loving Brazilian super-model)

Why my penis so small but I build great nations and am bery interectual. (concerned Asian man)
by Ramon S. January 19, 2007
 
1.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
 
2.
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n January 20, 2003
 
3.
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
 
4.
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003
 
5.
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by Doug January 23, 2005
 
6.
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff June 17, 2004
 
7.
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente March 04, 2004