|1.||Penis Sword Tattoo|
A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.
"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"