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A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice. "Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed." "Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo." "No way. Really?" "Oh yeah, man." "Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..." "Wanna get some drinks?" "Yeah." |
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