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A large pastry dish constructed out of phallic organs, usually baked.
May I offer you some hefty quantities of my very own penis pie?
by coolguy16v May 27, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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when more than one penis is in a vagina/anus at any given moment. (double penetration)
damn i wont be able to walk for a week cus i got penis pied last night.
by yummeydingdong July 27, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A pie that has jizz icing.
MMM... that penispie was so good on my birthday.
by willy wonkaman April 12, 2011
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When a person becomes far too into oral sex and bites down on the penis, causing the man to scream whilst she's nomming away on penis pie!
Girl: i had penis pie last night
Other girl: poor guy
by helen kelles January 26, 2011
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce
Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends
by raif May 30, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

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when you cum in a pie crust
by MasterX January 02, 2005
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