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Sometimes your ding-a-ling just likes to make fun of you.
Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.
by Bjorn Star March 05, 2010

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