mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.
Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!
I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.
I feel sick now!
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.