by your moms sinky hole June 7, 2010
Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...
Kyle: Hey Bill, do you see all those fine penisfish over there... Bill: Why yes I do, see all I have to do is pull down my pants andd.... Kyle: OH GOD IT THINKS ITS TAKING AUTHORITY OVER YOU AND OH NO IT WANTS YOUR HOUSE AND CHILDREN!... Bill: Run KYLE my BAIT WAS WRONG ITS A HOUSEWIVE PENISFISH!...
by FishermanG November 8, 2022