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The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide. Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?" Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off." Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man." Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice." Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake." |
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