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A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice. Sometimes married to a hapless camwhore.
Did you see JQ7's wife? That bitch is a total penguin, yo!
by sinfonyfan April 24, 2007
 
86.
the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
 
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a fat waddling persone who can hardly walk
he looks like a penguin
by General_Hamster March 10, 2003
 
88.

Every year, thousands of chickens are mistreated, and forced to dress up in tuxedos. Why? Because people refuse to accept that penguins don't exist, and corporate America is taking advantage of this by creating funds to help protect penguins! How can we protect whats not real!? The media is only furthering this lie with movies like "Happy Feet". America's children are being tricked into thinking that penguins are real! The truth must be heard!

Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.

Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).

Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"

Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".

Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
Saying that penguins exist is like saying unicorns exist, they just don't.
by antipenguinconspiracy November 18, 2008
 
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Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!
by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs February 03, 2007
 
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A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
Flightless penguin, eats children and all small animals, like man-eating peigons
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006
 
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it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.
why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?
by tbones March 21, 2006