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Proper noun: Frenchified form of Penge, a south London suburb which is full of pikeys and as rough as a badger's arse. It has recently enjoyed an influx of gentrifiers who are desperately talking the area up. If pronounced 'ponjay' (with a very soft 'j') an estate agent will add £2500 to the price of your crack den with a blocked toilet.
Laurent and Guy bake these oat-sprinkled baguettes every morning in their boulangerie in the bohemian quarter of Pengé.
Mmmm. Such a wealthy bouquet. Wait! They're identical to the ones I buy from Tesceaux in Croix Nouveau!
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 02, 2005
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A land full of friendly face's ready to rob you, bum you and set you on fire.
Don't answer your phone in penge!
by Lee Bryan March 08, 2005
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To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
by Borne June 24, 2007
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Mavis flashed her penge wholeheartedly, with good cheer, at every possible opportunity.
by Silly Paper Horse December 11, 2009
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The half swilled skank at the bottom of a beer glass, usually a pint.
"Would you care to finish off my penge?"
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The male supra-pubic region of hair.
by maninalift August 29, 2007
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Someone who isn't just peng, so deserves a better word/longer to describe how unbelievably fit they are.
N - Omg have you seen that guy?
RT - Yeah, OMG, he's PENGE!
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