2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent