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a drum and bass trio.

whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers

the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.

it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
social misfit: lolz i like mega luvs pendulum, cos i am so into drum and bass, you know, its like im such a raver

someone normal: what pendulum do you like?

social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid

someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?

social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know

someone normal: no they're not

social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am

someone normal: actually im a dj

social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
by the big p dawg February 26, 2008
 
1.
Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally hailing from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.

I went to pendulum live in fabric! IT WAS FKN OFF TAP!
by switchdnb August 28, 2007
 
2.
A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. February 28, 2008
 
3.
A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. March 04, 2008
 
4.
The greatest band on the face of the earth.
Pendulum is a Drum & Bass band from England.
by fdsgfjkfdghslkg September 09, 2011
 
5.
The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.
She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.
by @$$LikeAJapaneseFlag October 31, 2011
 
6.
A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.
A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"
by UrbanPrick July 28, 2013
 
7.
A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....
Oh, I'm a pendulum ;P.
by Wolfwind36 October 18, 2010