They have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pronounce bare words wrong like...
Whisky - 'Biskey'
Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'
Ford - 'Phworr-der'
Pound - 'Porned'
England - 'In-gland'
Bastard - 'Par-Sterd'
They have a really distinctive dress sense. You can instantly tell if a Desi person is Pendoo.
they have a big Turban, big 1970's jacket (that he got from Hounslow market last saturday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big arse stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from Southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother's wedding).