When something nation-newsworthy happens that sends your friendly neighborhood Mod Squad at your favorite News Website into a flurry of 15+ hour shifts trying to post the opinion comments of every Tom, Dick, and Harry with an opinion on the matter.
What? We have 40,000 comments pending?! It's the pendapocalypse!
Uh oh.. Bristol Palin won DWTS.. incoming pendapocalypse. Brace yourselves, mods!