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may i have your pencil?
by HOPE:) December 13, 2010
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Collective noun for Gnus.
Get the pencil out of my pants.
by Ya Mum July 12, 2003
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something you write with and sometimes when you're bored you play with it it has an eraser on the top and when you're bored you SHOVE IT SOMEONES BUTT
he's using a pencil to write in his math test today
by savage543you March 06, 2017
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your or a guys dick

the thing that creats sperm and testosterone
hey can i sharpen pencil in your sharpener?!

*TRANSLATION* hey let's fuck!
by Elz3r September 27, 2005
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Not to be mistaken for Kencil my pencil, it is a handy writing mobobber that can write words, draw things, and can take over our minds at times. Otherwise known as a writer colider.
Kenny thought that a pencil had talked to him before.

or

I grabbed Kencil my pencil and wrote away.
by I am Iron Man April 08, 2006
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The object used to penetrate the anus
Yo Bill, I have a pencil up my ass
by Tittie Monster June 27, 2014
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the name given to high school boys who carry a plethora of pencils in their pockets even though their handwriting in practically incomprhendible...they usualy wear fingerless gloves and are obsessive about protecting their eyes from the sun. They enjoy music such as linkin park and rarely answer their mobile phones...
pencils: do you want to listen to some linkin park?
hot chick: um...no thanks..
pencils: ok... i'll just head back to the laboratoy
by ulrik g pod June 21, 2006
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