Pemjac 

Short for premature ejaculation.

She told me John can't last more than 30 seconds. He has pemjac something fierce.

Pemjac by TwojaMatka21 March 6, 2011

penjaculation 

Simultaneous penetration and ejaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.

penjaculation by Mikki B July 13, 2018

peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

peejack 

when you pee and it jacks up your d

“man i really peejacked this morning .”

peejack by st3ve. April 7, 2021

Peejaculation 

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

Peejaculation by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

peejaculation 

the art of peeing with a full on erection.

dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.

peejaculation by banginonfools October 18, 2009

penjack 

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen

My friggin boss penjacked me!

penjack by Trx Al July 2, 2007