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10. Pelosi
1. Mummified remains on puppet strings pulled by SCIU. Without soul, mind or heart.

2. To think you know better when in fact, you are corrupt.

3. To speak as if your mouth were wired shut and while doing so, only spout lies.
You: Did you see that woman Pelosi (perhaps man), on tv telling all those lies without moving her mouth?

Me: If she opened her mouth her dentures would fall out.

You: Why do mummies need dentures?

Me: Doctors use the dentures as a grip to hold on to while injecting her with economy size doses of botox.
1. Pelosi
Something that make you quite ill when ingested, such as spoiled meat, snake venom, excrement or other disgusting matter.

Frequently, violent regurgitation occurs shortly after, if not during, ingestion. Ingesting too much can cause permanent brain damage.
Hey boss, I will be out of work today as I am quite ill. It turns out that sandwich I ate has some spoiled meat, it was a Pelosi.
2. Pelosi
Another word for bullshit. Nonsense or foolish talk. Not to be believed or trusted in the slightest. Originates from Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi
Phil: Yesterday I found a hundred dollar bill on top of the urinal.

Robbie: Well that's a bunch of Pelosi.
3. pelosi
n1: cunt
n2: an irritating vagina
n3: a hyper-partisan, ill-informed, botoxed bitch
1. That bitch was such a pelosi.

2. After listening to her spouting off so much nonsense, I just knew I had to kick her in the pelosi.
4. Pelosi
An elaborate or high profile strategy or plan that results in a colossal failure over time.
Hi marketing plan was supposed to save the company but turned out to be a pelosi.
5. pelosi
v: to come up short; to execute poorly; n: weakling, sally
As a verb, Bill walked up to the green on the 18th hole feeling great about his round, but unfortunately he 'pelosi'd' his par putt. Or, as a noun, Hank says to Bill "Nice shot, Pelosi".
6. Pelosi
A term to use instead of Bull Sh**, or "BS".
Used if something is ridiculous, idiotic, a half-truth, or just
stupid. It covers any number or negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially foolish insolent talk.
"That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
"You're full of Pelosi"
7. Pelosi
The firm spackle of feces that sticks to the sides of a toilet bowl, thereby requiring a brush (called a Pelosi brush) to scrape it off.
I saw the Pelosi you left behind from that awful chili shit.
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