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Kicking a man's hand while he is masturbating without hitting his balls or penis in order to increase his pleasure.
- This guy I met at the adult bookstore and I were jerking off together, but he was taking too long to finish. So I gave him a Pele' and he hit the goal.

- I once tried giving my boyfriend a Pele', but I missed, and now he's got one less testicle.
by Frankly Abbottz September 08, 2010
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The greatest footballer ever. True gift for the Brazillians and football world. Much better than maradona the fuckhead.
Pele is SUPERB!
by rocky December 07, 2003
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Best Soccer Player of All Times

Best of The Best of The Best


Pelé is 10000x better then crap Maradona.
by GutoGuedes December 26, 2005
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The best soccer player ever.
And the good news is, Pélé never headbutts people.
by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006
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the greatest soccer player ever to grace the game.
muhammed ali actually went to one of pele's games. after the game, ali said to his assistant, "now i understand, he is greater than i". yes, muhammed ali said that.
by azn stunna November 21, 2006
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A term someone use on some if they suck at soccer. Mostly used in the form of sarcasm.
*John misses the goal*
Jay: Wow, nice shot Pele -_-'
by NiceMan February 15, 2007
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The Volcano Mother-Goddess of Hawaii. Often known as passionate and wrathful, the Hawaiians were terrified of her for her creative and destructive power.
Pele created these islands. Don't take any rocks or she will be angry!
by RoseMarie Bell September 08, 2011
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Pele is the name of a volcano goddess in Hawaii. The volcano she is said to live in is on the largest island of Hawaii and is called 'Kilauea'.
A local Hawaiian might say "Have you visited the volcano of Pele? It's very sacred."

"Kilauea is home of Pele, a volcano goddess who protects Hawaiians from the violent volcanic eruptions."
by ~Rainbow~ December 30, 2011
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