Sex move: while in the doggy style position, after splooging inside girl but before pulling out, use a lighter or match to ignite her pubes. Follow these actions up by giving a hard deep thrust into her ass. As she turns around, juggle her boobs while screaming "flop them bad boys". Now run away.
"brazilian wax? Hell no, I would never take the time to wax or shave down there. My boy friend performed a peirced dragon on me!"