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The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.
by chillerwhales April 10, 2014
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A peezure ( a pee-seizure) is when sudden abnormal activity in the bladder causes the body to contort and use a fast pace hunched over walk to the nearest restroom. Its accompanied by changes in attention and behavior clouding awareness and blocking normal communication.
My mom and I were out shopping when suddenly she had a full on public peezure quickly walking out of the store abandoning her purchases and unable to answer as to where she was going.
by PeaceLanese January 23, 2013
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