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1.
A nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. The person who you care about just the same.
Peej, you make me soo happy and I love you!
by Joanna March 23, 2005
 
2.
Verb: (to peej)- Egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.

Noun: One who engages in the act of peejing.
Peej: OH GOD!!! I'M SO DRUNK!!! CAN I EXCAVATE THAT CRAB RANGOON???
Everyone in the room: Ugh! Peej... (Sigh)
by Jackson River May 03, 2008
 
3.
The perfect woman or The perfect girl.
I hope someday to marry Peej.
by Lord Zer November 25, 2005
 
4.
Slang for the word 'pajamas'. 'Peej' derives from the abbreviation 'P.Js', using the phenotics of the first syllable but rejecting the second, thus becoming an abbreviation of an abbreviation. 'Peej' refers to ones pajama ensemble in it's entirety, meaning that it is plural despite the lack of an 's' at the end of the word.

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I'm just going to put my peej on.

Do you like my new peej?

I want to buy some new peej.

You have mud all over your peej.

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by Bailey88 July 17, 2009
 
5.
Pussy; as in getting some.
Dude I totally need to get some peej tonight.
by c murder black 6 February 13, 2011
 
6.
A person who is generally a slob or waste of life. Derives from "porno johnny" and "P.J." both of which refer to someone who spends the majority of their time watching porn.
"Bro, you haven't showered in days and slept through all your classes. You're such a peej."
by Brojam March 22, 2009
 
7.
A name for a sex act in which a woman performs oral sex, a.k.a. fellatio, while urinating in the toilet.
Before her 5 year old daughter walked in on our pounding session, she totally gave me a peej.
by Ryan Gass January 23, 2008