peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen October 29, 2014

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016