|1.||Pee-J the Barbarian|
Cult comic character. Wears a hat made from Jamaican booty and wields a seven foot long tumor. Popular amongst Ilford schoolgirls, and beileved to come to life if one was to whisper "shank me nessie" into a mirror three times.
"I wish Pee-J the Barbarian were here to shank up david."
" PJ the B got hit by a cat and shes in a french nightmare"
" Caz! get your bum off of my feet!"