Pee baby

This is when a women in labor gives birth at the same time as urinating, soo... pee baby.

Jordy " my wife gave birth and she pissed a lot"
Adrian " thats a pee baby silly "
Jordy "Oh ok , im gona touch you while we are high

Adrian "what"
Jordy "hehe" *proceeds to touch Adrians butthole*
jordy (whippers) "your chosen

Pbby

by Huw.jenner645 July 30, 2019

Pee Baby

Holding an extraordinary amount off pee inside ones bladder to the point when it's released it feels like you just delivered a pee baby.

After a long night of drinking Jennifer delivered a 7 pound 11 ounce pee baby into the toilet, then proceeded to flush it.

by Jespy October 12, 2011

Pee Baby

A noun used to describe someone who pees everywhere

Mark is being a pee baby right now

by Totallynotlaffy March 26, 2019

baby pee

Pee that is very diluted and watery. It also has almost no smell.
see also->
pee
piss

My baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the BABY PEE got all over my. It wasn't that bad though...

by That Bum May 4, 2005

cry baby pee pee bed wetter

Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.

Shut up cry baby pee pee bed wetter!

by Yukester November 19, 2007

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 19, 2023