ped
1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).
1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.
by Mr. Clean May 31, 2004

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Ped
Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.
"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"
by Jason May 23, 2003

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ped
Swahili for getting drunk
andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!
by drizzle May 25, 2004

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PED
the coolest method of transport
my ped is fat
by matty November 20, 2003

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Ped
a townies means of transport
hairdryer on wheels
by Toby May 28, 2003

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Ped
One bereft of Pimpmobile, and easily run over by such. 20 points!
See pedestrian.
Step outside and meet Jesus, ped.
by UnderToad March 20, 2003

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Ped
Ped is always a very very very coool person. They like to eat junk food and are very lazy. Always bitchin' and gossiping.
Yeah just a general bitch
Person1:Don't you just HATE Sarah?
Person2: No i don't ya fuckin ped.
by PedJaaa! November 06, 2007

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PED
P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.
Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.
by Nco November 15, 2003

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