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(slang) noun: A mexican. Used to define any mexican doing something incredibly stupid, annoying, or is just plain retarded. A group of mexicans are called pedros.
1)Get out of the way pedro!

2)That damn pedro is blocking the road again by parking his car right in the middle of the road!

3) Damn pedros stole my bike!
by NoneOfYourDamnBusiness July 11, 2012
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Hispanic guy who can't get a girlfriend because he is too nice.
Person 1:Why doesn't he have a gf? He seems cool.
Person 2:Oh, he's a Pedro, its just the way it is.
by randomtrollolol July 15, 2010
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Usually used to insult a male Mexican in the south western part of California. Used to insult gay looking Mexicans.
- Man look at that beaner he's such a "Pedro".
- Yeah dude to many homos in Cali now a days.
by Waffle Lote March 14, 2011
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Someone who hates mustard and is allergic to mango's, can't get a decent girlfriend because their too nice so they keep whatever's easy that comes along, also has a lame sucky job and drives a gay Ford Focus.
"Did u see that homo walking by?!

I bet his name is Pedro!"

OR
A guy named Junior twice. ex: " Pedro Junior. Jr.!"
by Asshole =) July 27, 2010
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19.
woody, boner, erection, jack and the beanstalk, how's-your-father, stiffy, ice cream man, pretty much when a guy's equipment pops up to see what's up.
pedro! down boy down!
by who cares? March 30, 2003
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Random character from the anime, "Excel Saga" Pedro moved from his home country (presumed Mexico) to make money in Japan. He works at a construction site, where a fire breaks out and poor Pedro dies. He is revived by the "Great Will of the Macrocasm" but remains a ghost. Pedro travels to his home country to convice his sexy wife and Sandora, his son that he has come back for them by way of a spirit channeler. Pedro's sexy wife kicks him out of the house, and then has an affair with the Great Will. the Great Will is married to "That Man" and he decides Pedro needs to die, by way of drowning him in pudding in Tokyo Bay. The Great Will saves Pedro, and he trains hard to become visable again, and return to his son and sexy wife. When he returns, he learns that his sexy wife had an affair with "Gomez" who really turns out to be "That Man" in disguise. "That Man" steals Pedro's sexy wife and the "Great Will" because they are voiced by the same woman. Another character, Nabeshin shows up and unleshes Pedro and Sandora's true afro power and decide to take on "That Man".
"PEDRO YOU IDIOT!"

"Pedro...unlesh your inner Afro!"
by Zennus February 23, 2005
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21.
Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.
"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"
by paul August 06, 2004
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