Never use around more than one Mexican at a time, unless you don't need your teeth for something.
Napolean- "Heck YES! I would."
Pedro- "I dont have much to say...If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you"
Napolean- (dances and wears a Vote for Pedro T-shirt. Hes frikin awesome!)
A man is having sex win a woman in the doggy style position. He fakes orgasm, pull his cock out of the woman's body and spits on her back, simulating ejaculation.
She then turns around thinking it's all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the Pedro.
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!
Boy: then how would you know ?
Girl: i can tell ; he acts strange' around me