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15.
To creep and prey upon small children; Canning Sinclair Bell
Hey look whos hiding in that bush behind the chuck.E.cheese! its the pedobear!
by shmex January 23, 2011
 
16.
a hunam/bear where when he opens his mouth ice cream tunes come out and little kids come running to him and he molestes them by pouring honey on their naked bodies and eating them like 2 day old waffles.
i had to register as a sex offender because im a pedobear.
by micheal's gay June 04, 2010
 
17.
Background information:

During the course of his life, Pedobear took up poetry and tennis for leisure. However, with his inability to beat even retirees at tennis and his poems revolving around self-mutilation, Pedobear became the victim of constant verbal harassment. The only places he felt safe were the showers in various elementary schools. For some reason, watching little girls shower made Pedobear's penis enlarge and that's when his desire for chasing the kids on the sidelines began.

Last known sightings of Pedobear:

One can be sure to find Pedobear parked at any large children gatherings. Some of these places include: camping out in ball pits, judging junior karate tournaments, hiding behind birch trees during a little league soccer tournament, and coaching level 1 swimming. In addition, you can find pedobear as a regular on the "Who's my Baby's Daddy?" segment in the Maury Show. He'll often attempt to deny that he's the father but is ALWAYS proven wrong by the result envelopes, partly due to his unexplainable desire to impregnate 13 year old girls.

Miscellaneous Information:

It is especially important to note that Pedobear wears red express pants when he is attempting to catch a child. If you see anyone wearing red express pants, assume the worst and contact local authorities immediately! It could save a child from contracting HPV or spending the rest of his/her life in a wheelchair.
1) Nancy: Now Chris, why don't you share your story to the rest of the group?
Chris: I constantly dream of having the junior girls soccer team lick hot nutella off my body, sucking the creamy hamstrings of the grade 4 soccer team, massaging the genitilia of preschoolers and sniffing the swing sets at local parks .
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over there, pedobear?

2) XX_slavetoanguish_XX: Age/Sex/Location/Pics?
Wide_fairy_princess: 13/female/Canada/That's me in my Witch costume!
XX_slavetoanguish_XX: That's hot...giggidy! Want some free candy?
by thewilltoact June 13, 2010
 
18.
1: a name for a pedophile

2: a super hero bear the protects the world from evil pedophiles!
1: that creep looks like a pedobear

2: "mom i was saved by the pedobear!"

"stop telling lies and go do your homework"
by CrazySkittles! November 12, 2009
 
19.
A guy who likes 15 year old girls when he is the age of 18 turning 19. Usually an Italian male who is 6'3
Guy:Dude did you see kevin-noah? hes such a pedobear

Guy 2: Yeah isnt he dated that girl kaileigh,shes 15 dude!
by Ohshit565655234 August 21, 2009
 
20.
a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.
*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.
by jananerz April 04, 2009
 
21.
Someone in grade 12 attracted to only grade 9 girls or even younger to the point of illegal were you could be procecuted.
Matthew "Pedo Bear" Stan.....(Last 3 letter removed)
by Chodus March 27, 2008