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Background information:

During the course of his life, Pedobear took up poetry and tennis for leisure. However, with his inability to beat even retirees at tennis and his poems revolving around self-mutilation, Pedobear became the victim of constant verbal harassment. The only places he felt safe were the showers in various elementary schools. For some reason, watching little girls shower made Pedobear's penis enlarge and that's when his desire for chasing the kids on the sidelines began.

Last known sightings of Pedobear:

One can be sure to find Pedobear parked at any large children gatherings. Some of these places include: camping out in ball pits, judging junior karate tournaments, hiding behind birch trees during a little league soccer tournament, and coaching level 1 swimming. In addition, you can find pedobear as a regular on the "Who's my Baby's Daddy?" segment in the Maury Show. He'll often attempt to deny that he's the father but is ALWAYS proven wrong by the result envelopes, partly due to his unexplainable desire to impregnate 13 year old girls.

Miscellaneous Information:

It is especially important to note that Pedobear wears red express pants when he is attempting to catch a child. If you see anyone wearing red express pants, assume the worst and contact local authorities immediately! It could save a child from contracting HPV or spending the rest of his/her life in a wheelchair.
1) Nancy: Now Chris, why don't you share your story to the rest of the group?
Chris: I constantly dream of having the junior girls soccer team lick hot nutella off my body, sucking the creamy hamstrings of the grade 4 soccer team, massaging the genitilia of preschoolers and sniffing the swing sets at local parks .
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over there, pedobear?

2) XX_slavetoanguish_XX: Age/Sex/Location/Pics?
Wide_fairy_princess: 13/female/Canada/That's me in my Witch costume!
XX_slavetoanguish_XX: That's hot...giggidy! Want some free candy?
by thewilltoact June 13, 2010
 
1.
Used by the common "pedo's" on hentai lolikon boards.
The character "pedo bear" usually describes their dreams as they love to do the same as he does, only thing left is to digitalise yourself.
Pedo bear's sign of approval!
~YAY, I want that pic, pedobear approved!! :D
See 4chan
by Xen-Ava February 10, 2005
 
2.
A creepy bear that likes his woman the he likes his wine. 7 years old and mixed up with coke. He repeadedly stalks down little girls and goes to town with them without permission.:) He is a huge threat to our children and is very dangerous to Japanese anime girls.
My little sister came home from school covered in blood and sperm. She then got pregnant and had a litter of bear/human babies. They always got in trouble raping small animals. We then did a test to find out who the father was and it miraculously was Pedobear.
by iampedobear April 05, 2009
 
3.
- an animated bear who is a pedophile.
Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!
by sergT March 15, 2008
 
4.
An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/
Did you see that guy? looks like pedobear to me!
Hey, doesn't Smokey the Bear look a bit like pedobear?
by tailspike November 28, 2009
 
5.
A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
by a mysterious stalker June 07, 2010
 
6.
A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!
Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!
by Kenny00911 November 04, 2009
 
7.
Large bear like figure that is a pedophile
See calvin
Calvin you're such a pedo bear!
by pedobear4life October 05, 2008