Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.
But don't take my word for it.
Often called Land of the Pears.
Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
I live in PEARLAND.
There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0
man pearlands so badass
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.