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When you take your girl out to a fancy Japanese restaurant to eat, and after you pay, ask for extra wasabi to take home. You then proceed to arrive home and begin making love.

Before going doggy-style with her, you put on a vintage Japanese flag headband, as you begin to rub the wasabi onto your pecker. As you put it in her pooper, you shout out "BONZAI!" as she replies by screaming out "KAMIKAZI!" from the surprise attack you have dropped on her butthole.

Its called a Pearl Harbor because it is a Japanese surprise attack on a place you'd never expect.
Avon: So are we going back to your place? I'm so full from the sushi.
Nicollette: You're not gonna give me another Pearl Harbor are you? :(
Avon: Well .. maybe if you play your cards right.
by t-steezy. May 14, 2009
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While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.
Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.
by Moranzo Llamas August 29, 2003
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after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.
Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor
by Burt Reynolds234 June 22, 2005
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When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.
Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.
by joshgreenrules January 10, 2006
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1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
by Adrian July 06, 2006
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Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
by Lurr Rrul January 19, 2012
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When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
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