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3.
so much better than apples.
i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.
by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004
 
1.
The retarded cousin to the apple.
Serious, have you ever seen a pear?
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
 
2.
Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.
person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
by Chloerosie August 01, 2011
 
4.
The number that comes between seven and eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!
by PolarPop June 07, 2012
 
5.
a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge
by nielly March 09, 2007
 
6.
I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.
I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.
by Ian Skinner April 07, 2008
 
7.
a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound
pears is an emo sliep sliep
by sharkey lowe July 10, 2008